Spreads Like Butter

Hello again, all of you beautiful, shiny star children! Same great taste, now in 2 page spread format!

That's right, I have – finally – added a 2 page spread version of the adventure, so you can see both pages at the same time on your computer, tablet, phone, or other glowing-screen'd-device without having to figure out how to set page display options like a peasant.

Go forth, and read!

PROP 99 WARNING: Reading words on a glowing screen rather than a slice of dead tree is known to the state of James to result in physical maladies including eyestrain, brain fog, soul burn, decreased virility, intestinal irregularity, and the krunge.  Proceed at your own risk.**

**Statements not reviewed by the FDA.